The Poonami
So runny, it’s not funny!
The Smashed Avo
Clear and runny with lumpy bits…
The Smooth Criminal
Like a wee ghosty you don’t even know has come out
The Poo-Doh
Like play-doh but smellier, and you probably don’t want to play with it
The Satisfier
Slides right out, no trouble at all, one wipe, what you’re after!
The Pea-Shooter
Kind of like poppets, little bits at a time
The Clingy One
We all know an ex like that, get out!