So runny, it’s not funny!
Clear and runny with lumpy bits…
Like a wee ghosty you don’t even know has come out
Like play-doh but smellier, and you probably don’t want to play with it
Slides right out, no trouble at all, one wipe, what you’re after!
Kind of like poppets, little bits at a time
We all know an ex like that, get out!